We Mine Deeper

Emma Watson has made appearances on boner party multiple times now – totally deserved. She-

• Is drop dead gorgeous.
• Has that cheeky grin, like she could be straight edge and behaving all day, then just throw out the most absurd, daring suggestion that could potentially end your life but if you don’t do it… ETERNAL REGRET
• Would totally be down to get intimate on a bridge suspended over a gaping hole in the middle of a lake, and get there on bike too (see 2 posts down).
• Is dating some older, balding guy – proof that on rare, very rare occasions, the nice guy gets the girl. Fuck that guy, I’ll fight him.
• Is into Euan Uglow and Gustav Klimt.
• HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SERIES OF HER IN ITALIAN VOGUE?!!?
• Would hold down on the independant front – you know this girl works hard for the money (and makes a shitload more than you too, but she’s not giving you any, so your game better be top notch).
• Can cast spells.

Emma Watson, marry me.